Just Die Already(V1.4.2)

【Game Introduction】

"simulated Old Man" is a nonsensical game of sandboxie for the elderly, created by the production team of "simulated Goat" (Goat Simulator) and launched by the publisher of "Human Fall Flat".

in the near future, people will no longer have children, and you are a retired old man. Those ungrateful people would rather play video games than actually go to work, so no one comes to pay the pension. Because no one is going to pay for your living, you-like other old people in the world-have no choice but to survive on your own.
how do you survive in a world that wants you to die quickly?

to make matters worse, you have been kicked out of a nursing home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenge shows and search the world for retirement vouchers to qualify for free retirement care.
now that society wants you to die as soon as possible, is it finally time to live your life?

main characteristics

your uncle will always be your uncle your character is an old man. You have a bad temper, you are old, you are weak, and you complain about the world: only now do you realize that you have a dream. Finally, you find that you have something in common with your grandparents.

broken legs, broken neck, broken ribs, even broken nose

the pleasure of finding your body old and fragile, anything can break you, and you can break any part of your body.

Don't try these

at home to complete dangerous challenges that you will never try at home. These are flower jobs that Bei Ye is afraid to do, such as: can you launch yourself at the enemy with a catapult? Or, if you fall off your head and pick it up to beat someone up, will you still be able to live?

the only task is to retire

to get rewarded by completing dangerous challenges. What's your goal? Qualify for admission to a comfortable nursing home. This is very meaningful. Let me give you a piece of advice: try to keep your body intact so that you can live to enjoy it.

multiplayer sandboxie Game

you can choose either a stand-alone game or up to four people to work together to complete the challenge, or simply create a riot and rip your friend's arms and legs off!

you are an old man! Once again,

your character is an old man. Well, we repeated it again.

Infinite interaction

you can pick up and use all kinds of props. Such as giant salted fish, trampolines, guns, wires, fireworks, these are just a few examples. Give a few more examples, such as bazookas, axes, trombones, sirens and jet backpacks. Yes, they can all be used to hurt and maim people.

hug the old guy inside you

experience the crushing of the "front wave" on our generation, against those post-90s and post-00s (post-80s? They are struggling to work overtime to pay off their mortgage and help their children with their homework, not on the street. NPC reacts differently with different ages-some people laugh and applaud when they see others get hurt, and some people are scared away.

this game is as crazy as you can.

the city is full of intricate scenes, full of secrets and secret tunnels, waiting for everyone to explore in detail, experience all kinds of strange experiences, and really see through everything.

as an elderly, please take care of Houlang

well, this is the last time we mention it, I promise.

Free player play mode after release & nbsp;-- has now launched

to let baby boomers fight for survival and give them the retribution they deserve! Free player versus game & nbsp; update.
play in four new arenas, customize your own game mode, and start tearing each other's limbs off.

prepare you in old people's pants from head to toe, and the riot competition between the old man and the old man has officially begun!

【Configuration Requirements】

Requires 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 8 or higher
CPU: Intel Core i5 3470 @ 2.9hz / AMD-FX-6300
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 750 Ti / AMD Radeon R7 260X
DirectX Ver: 11
Network: Broadband Internet Connection
Storage: Need 2.5 GB Available space
Sound Card: DirectX 11 sound device